SIN WITH ME

 
 

MISTRESS WILL MAKE YOU RISE!

I thought that I would send you some blasphemy on this fine Easter Sunday. Easter has always been a nice day to eat lamb for this Mistress. I was not scarred by tales of fire and brimstone and this has been extremely helpful living my hedonistic lifestyle. I have never been haunted by an Old Testament God or shame. Therefore, I don’t believe in moral consequences for my perversions and derelictions. If it feels good then I do it. No one ever told me anything was wrong or dirty because one simply did not discuss sex.

Once I figured out how to get off then I was not to be stopped. My hyperfocus on exploring my sexuality and doing everything that piqued my curiosity has never left me. Where this intersects with religion is where the wires crossed somewhere in my lifetime. I was always fascinated with the heavy dose of Catholicism since I only got a light dose of Protestantism. I obtained a family member’s communion rosaries when I was a kid. I thought they were fascinating and always equated rosaries and Catholic rituals with witchcraft. Saying prayers and being forgiven just seemed like chanting spells or being superstitious. I loved it!

I wished that I could go into an ancient wooden box that smelled like incense and burned wax and tell someone all sorts of sordid secrets. The pageantry and strong iconography really stirred me. I loved the serpents at the feet of Mary and Jesus dripping with blood. Coming from a Presbyterian background, this was pretty wild! My family is littered with Irish Catholics trying to WASP themselves into a better life but some of the relics remain. For me, Catholicism is fetishized. I collect antique crucifixes with the skull and crossbones at the bottom that I have hunted anywhere from Mexico City to Barcelona.

The fetish extends to nuns and I have had a slew of nun costumes over the years. The outfit in these photos is a latex dress that I’ve had forever and a nun hobbit that I got at my favorite sex store in Paris called Dollhouse. I have done a lot of religious role play over the years and many scenarios involving Satan. I even have a last rites cross and holy water from the Vatican. I love aesthetics and pageantry and the Catholic Church wins. Well, the Church of Satan in the 70s is a close second. I will happily absolve you of your sins when you come to worship at the Church of Ramona. I hope I offended many with this mailer and may you know that you are going straight to seventh heaven if you stick with me.

Your Mistress,

xx Ramona Ryder

P.S. I created a new wish list just in time for my May 2nd birthday: LuxyList in addition to the staple Amazon.

P.P.S. I created a new Instagram! Let's see how long it'll take to get this account terminated: Instagram.

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