YOUR FAVORITE ASS IN NYC
✦My Ass Sitting on You Where?✦
This is one of those times of year when everyone leaves NYC. Being a rebel, I try and stay here as much as I can for many reasons. One, everyone leaves. Two, I like to go places during the off season when I do travel. Places like Cutchogue before Memorial Day are serene. Long Island now is, dare I say, a shit show. I avoid the sun during the day and pine for the late city nights illuminated by those beautiful summer sunsets. I glide through the thick air and cherish rare breezes that feel divine against my ass in the shortest leather shorts.
The ability to walk everywhere without snow is a dream and the heat smells don't bother me. I'm a real New Yorker, and if you can't stomach the streets, then get off them as you're blocking the sidewalk. Speaking of finding reprieve inside, I would be ecstatic to see you when you can break free from your responsibilities and in between your summer jaunts.
Write your Mistress today and make your Mistress smile!
Your Mistress,
xx Ramona Ryder